1. Get Autoerotic
The bigger the vehicle the more scope there is for sexual adventure, but if you don't drive a Bentley have no fear. You'd be surprised at how well you can get down to it in the most cramped of spaces. So, set the sat nav for the local lovers lane or secluded parking lot and start steaming up those windows.
2. Do Some Lengths in the Pool
The water rushes around your genitals, making both of you feel different and more exciting. The buoyancy allows great thrusting with minimum effort and orgasm is reached with ease as the water relaxes and soothes. You can take it slow or re-enact your favorite scene in Showgirls. Beware as water may kill the natural lube and make entry a little difficult, but ultimately worth the effort. Aim for a hotel pool after dark rather than the local Rec centre unless you want a criminal record for your efforts.
3. The Cinema
It's what art films were made for, so go really late to a sexy film and chose a secluded spot. Knowing that no one can see you back there invites naughtiness. Thing is, can you cope with the shame of being caught in the beam of a torch wielded by an awkward, acne-ridden teenager suffering from a bad case of girlfriend envy?
4. Back of a Cab
Why wait 'til you get home? You managed to haul your drunken asses into a cab, slip the driver a crisp note and tell him to take the scenic route as you make full use of the spacious back seat. So long as you can handle the cabbie getting his kicks as you get yours, fun for all parties ensues.
5. On a Train
Watch Risky Business for some foreplayesque inspiration then book two tickets on the A Train to O. Find a secluded train, wait for the carriage to empty then get frisky to the gentle swaying motion. Booking a night in a sleeper car is the less risky option for fulfilling this particular fantasy, but in essence, you're still doing it aboard so right on!
6. In Hospital
You're feeling horny, stuck in hospital with nothing but starched uniforms and bed baths to entertain you so obviously your idle mind wanders. Cajole your lover into getting conjugal by pulling the curtain around your bed and playing naughty nurse or dashing doctor with whatever instruments are left in your reach. Ooh Matron! Works best in a ward with coma victims... or horny old men.
6. In the Woods
Show your appreciation for the beautiful countryside around you and get your kicks al fresco. Bend your girlfriend over a stump for earthy pleasures and let your mating call resonate through the trees. Just watch out for stinging nettles, Army reservists and rambling church groups, all instant passion killers.
7. In a Nightclub
For those times when you've met a horny new lover and all that bumping and grinding has left you both a hot mess, the average nightclub has a number of options for near-public sex. The washrooms, provided you can both sneak in to one of the booths, are prime spots for a tempting splash of oral sex before going home to really explore each other's bodies. If you find a booth in a dark corner, a long skirt and an open fly can disguise all kinds of mischief.
8. On a Boat
Provided you've got your sea legs, the motion in the ocean is a chilled-out aphrodisiac. A small vessel is preferable to the cross-channel ferry (the bunks are too narrow) and inspires glamorous movie-style sex. Slowly rocking into the sunset and diving off the side to cool off afterwards: pure bliss.
9. A Mile High
Defying the laws of physics to get two people in an airline lavatory truly marks you out as a sexual pro. Positioning is limited but rear entry is possible and promises a high chance of success. Virgin Atlantic has the most spacious toilets and even used to offer a bed for transatlantic sky-high action, but other airlines are not so sympathetic to passion. Smile proudly as you walk back to your seat, followed directly by your blushing paramour.
10. On the Beach
The crashing of waves, stars twinkling above and hot blood coursing through your veins -- what a potion for romance. So drop down and get it on as you sink into the sand. Take a blanket for maximum comfort, and be prepared to be scratching sand out of every crevice for the next fortnight.
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